"The Greedy Grinner, never needs insurance"
The man, later identified as "Mr. Greenz", would approach our reporters and give this statement:
"Listen here, the key of the game is to just sit there and wait for people to walk up to you and just hand you money. This one sucker walked up to me twice and gave me 40k, it was insane. Everybody loves Mr. Greenz, always gettin the bag"
He would later give us some tips that he claims would "Guaurntee Mr. Green-Levlels of success", those tips including:
- Bet on ALL the numbers, every single one. That way, you'll never lose.
- Remember people's faces, trust me on this one. They WILL come back, and they WILL give you money.
- Have a heart attack, that one will always work. Throw up all over the tables too, just for good luck.
- Make sure to grab a guy named Steve, they're good luck.
After this part of the interview, Mr. Greenz proceeded to jump on top of the table and projective vomited all over our staff. While leaving, he grnned at us with his cigar in his mouth, almost daring us to return. The team was frightened beyond belief
